Two Kinds Of Trouble
[Verse 1]
I was born smarter than most into this world of disarray
I was told to listen to all the dumb sh*t people say
But I dug wisdom from my own well and I never had a moment of doubt
I worded a thesis at six years old that had the world all figured out
It goes...
[Chorus]
Women - men
That's two kinds of trouble
Enemies - friends
Just two kinds of trouble
[Verse 2]
I never walked a single step in nobody else's shoes
And I never really talked to people 'cuz that's time you can't afford to lose
Every word somebody spoke was the dumbеst I've ever hеard
I'll keep stickin' to what I know and tell the truth about the world
It goes...
[Chorus]
Cops - police
Just two kinds of trouble
Robbers - thieves
Two kinds ot trouble
Boats - planes
Just two kinds of trouble
Norwegians - and Danes, yeah!
Just two kinds of trouble
That's two kinds of trouble
That's two kinds of trouble
That's two kinds of trouble
Just two kinds of trouble
[Bridge]
Some say philosophy! I say great if you're unsure
Just a bunch of circular reasoning bordering on the obscure
Where others merely scratch the surface I can really penetrate
I'll serve up a stew so simple and pure no room for debate
'Cause I know...
[Chorus]
Two kinds of trouble
Just two kinds of trouble
Work - play
Two kinds of trouble
Night - day
Two kinds of trouble
One thing - another thing
Two kinds of trouble
Anything and everyting
Two kinds of trouble
