Turning 30
I used to run for miles
I used to ride my bike
I used to wake up with a smile
And go to bed at night with a dream
[*exhales*]
Ah
But now I'm turning 30
No!
I used to be the young one
Got used to meeting people
Who were used to meeting someone
Ho was born in 1990
No way!
Yeah, I was born in 1990
Now I'm turning 30
God... God damn it
I'm
(Turning 30, turning 30)
Turning
(Turning 30, turning 30)
Thirty
(Turning 30, turning 30)
I'm turning 30
(Turning 30, turning 30)
When he was 27
My granddad fought in Vietnam
When I was 27
I built a birdhouse with my mom
Oh f**k
[*sobs*]
How am I 30?
[*groans*]
I used to make fun of the boomers
In retrospect, a bit too much
Now all these f**king zoomers
Are telling me that I'm out of touch
Oh yeah? Well, your f**king phones
Are poisoning your minds. Okay?
So when you develop
A dissociative mental disorder
In your late twenties
Don't come crawling back to me
I'm
(Turning 30, turning 30)
Turning
(Turning 30, turning 30)
Thirty
(Turning 30, turning 30)
I'm turning 30
(Turning 30, turning 30)
And now my stupid friends
Are having stupid children
My stupid friends
Are having stupid children
My stupid friends
Are having stupid children
My stupid friends
Are having stupid children
And now my stupid friends
Are having stupid children
My stupid friends
Are having stupid children
My stupid friends
Are having stupid children
Stupid, f**king ugly, boring children
It's 2020, and I'm 30
I'll do another ten
2030 I'll be 40 and kill myself then
